The official Oscars thread!!

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Aug 16, 2012
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I often wondered who actually watched these shows until an ugly, fat, single, socially inept secretary at a former firm I worked at invited the office to her Oscars watch party. I thought she was kidding at first. Fortunately, my cat got out that night and I had to cancel attending so I could go find it. Someday I am going to find that cat. Like it never even existed.
 

Jostate

CPTNQUIRK called me a greenhorn
Jun 24, 2005
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It's a relic of the past. It's as self involved as the Real Housewives of LA, as outdated as the Miss America pageant, while being as out of touch with most of America as Colin Kaepernick.