It’s true. I have no self-worth outside of college football. I have to go to the library after my shift at Burger King to use their computer just to talk to you guys. Because I live in The basement of my mothers trailer, and she drinks too much Pepsi for us to afford Internet. And neither of my uncle daddies help out.
I actually hibernate eight months out of the year believe it or not. So I will be taking a nice long nap pretty soon.