Forget about Ron Paul, I'm rolling with my man Ron
Popeil in 2008. Could Hillary Clinton invent the Veg-o-matic? Hell no. Where was Rudy Giuliani when Mr. Microphone was virtually raising the next generation of Americans? Barack Obama is so inexperienced, I bet he's still snaffling caps the old fashioned way. Does John McCain have a plan for healthcare? Ron Popeil does, and its name is the smokeless ashtray.
So when it comes to Iraq, global warming, oil prices, and growing tensions with Russia and Iran, I say that it's high time for America to set it....
AND FORGET IT!