Hello faithful followers...this is your leader and Pied Piper, donald trump. As you know, there are many vacancies on my team and I am recruiting you, or other followers your may know, to step up and sacrifice your selves and your futures to the service of my personal wealth enhancement (oops, I meant "my Presidency"). I have made it clear that I am in this president thing for my own enrichment, but that should not deter you from serving me. And please ignore the embarrassing turnover I have endured...when I said I would "drain the swamp" I didn't mean flushing my own trump rats down the drain. Oh well, back to the point of this message. Please apply. There are many, high level positions available, most of which require no experience, intelligence or dedication. And I leave you with this one piece of advise - should you be selected...rent, do not buy. The life expectancy of a member of my administration isn't too long.
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