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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...eath-powerful-people-infected-thigh-MAYO.html
Husband claims he beat his wife, 57, to death with a concrete block because 'powerful people infected his thigh with MAYONNAISE and it was releasing information to him about the Revolutionary War'
  • Kern County Sheriff Office deputies were called to Nathaniel Robertson, 46, and wife Lidia Robertson's home in Bakersfield on July 11
  • Inside, deputies found the 57-year-old dead after suffering from major trauma
  • They soon identified Robertson as a suspect and arrested him in Oildale, charging him with first degree murder and holding him on a $1million bond
  • He is scheduled back in court on July 31
  • Robertson told authorities that he was fearful of 'powerful people' who were going to abuse his wife
  • He reportedly told authorities that he was on 'ice' - or crystal meth - to help with the difficulty he was having breathing
  • The Oildale native claimed that the people had infected his inner thigh with 'mayonnaise' that was feeding him information on the Revolutionary War
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Published: 21:23 EDT, 25 July 2019 | Updated: 22:35 EDT, 25 July 2019




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A man arrested for killing his wife at their California home told authorities that he did it because he had been infected with mayonnaise.
Kern County Sheriff Office deputies were called to Nathaniel Robertson, 46, and wife Lidia Robertson's home in Bakersfield on July 11.
Inside, deputies found the 57-year-old dead after suffering from major trauma.
They soon identified Robertson as a suspect and arrested him in Oildale, charging him with first degree murder and holding him on a $1million bond. He is scheduled back in court on July 31, 23ABC reports.
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Nathaniel Robertson, 46, claimed that powerful people were after his wife, 57-year-old Lidia Robertson, prompting him to bash her head in with a concrete block earlier in July


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Robertson told authorities that he used a piece of concrete between 8 and 12 inches and hit his wife four times in the head, according to the affidavit.
The man also told deputies that he was getting his information from a 'time roll', adding that he didn't understand the science of what he was talking about.


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He claimed that the people had infected his inner thigh with 'mayonnaise.' Robertson also said that whatever 'they' put in him was giving him information about the Revolutionary War (stock photo)
Robertson also said that he was fearful of 'powerful people' who were going to abuse his wife. He reportedly told authorities that he was on 'ice' - or crystal meth - to help with the difficulty he was having breathing.
He claimed that the people had infected his inner thigh with 'mayonnaise'.
Robertson also said that whatever 'they' put in him was giving him information about the Revolutionary War, according to Bakersfield.com.
But the man asserted that he loved his wife, calling her his best friend, the police report states. Robertson said that 'things were after her, so I did it first'.
'I didn't want it to be a painful thing,' Robertson added. 'I didn't want to hit her a bunch of times, I wanted to end it, I didn't want her suffering.'
Neighbors say that they heard the couple arguing from the home and witnesses say that they saw Robertson bring the concrete into his home.
Authorities said Robertson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge or corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant in 1994.


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Neighbors say that they heard the couple arguing from their Bakersfield home and witnesses say that they saw Robertson bring the concrete into his home
 

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I once had a job at Sysco for a short time there selling food and supplies to restaurants. I took over a route for some perv who sold to all the nudie bars. I had been to a few on Friday or Saturday nights but I discovered it's a different world at 11:00 am on a Tuesday. You see the D team at those times. I determined then, it's sometimes a fine line between stripping and begging.
 

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-carolina-woman-accused-of-cutting-off-husbands-genitalia

North Carolina woman accused of cutting off husband's genitalia
By Louis Casiano | Fox News

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A North Carolina woman was charged Tuesday with tying up her husband and severing his penis.
Carteret County sheriff's deputies responded to the Newport home of Victoria Thomas Frabutt and her 61-year-old husband, James Frabutt, around 4 a.m. James Frabutt told officers his wife cut him after tying him up, the sheriff's office said in a statement.

Victoria Frabutt, 56, is charged with severing her husband's penis Tuesday. Investigators have not determined a motive. (Carteret County Sheriff's Office )
Deputies recovered the penis, put it on ice and handed it over to medical personnel.
James Frabutt was taken to a hospital. His condition was unknown.
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The motive is unclear. Frabutt, 56, is charged with malicious castration and kidnapping of her spouse. She is being held in the Carteret County jail on $100,000 bond and is expected to appear in court Wednesday.
 
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-carolina-woman-accused-of-cutting-off-husbands-genitalia

North Carolina woman accused of cutting off husband's genitalia
By Louis Casiano| Fox News

Fox News Flash top headlines for Sept. 10
Fox News Flash top headlines for Sept. 10 are here. Check out what's clicking on Foxnews.com
A North Carolina woman was charged Tuesday with tying up her husband and severing his penis.
Carteret County sheriff's deputies responded to the Newport home of Victoria Thomas Frabutt and her 61-year-old husband, James Frabutt, around 4 a.m. James Frabutt told officers his wife cut him after tying him up, the sheriff's office said in a statement.

Victoria Frabutt, 56, is charged with severing her husband's penis Tuesday. Investigators have not determined a motive. (Carteret County Sheriff's Office )
Deputies recovered the penis, put it on ice and handed it over to medical personnel.
James Frabutt was taken to a hospital. His condition was unknown.
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The motive is unclear. Frabutt, 56, is charged with malicious castration and kidnapping of her spouse. She is being held in the Carteret County jail on $100,000 bond and is expected to appear in court Wednesday.
If I were married to that, I might cut off my own junk.
 

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-carolina-woman-accused-of-cutting-off-husbands-genitalia

North Carolina woman accused of cutting off husband's genitalia
By Louis Casiano| Fox News

Fox News Flash top headlines for Sept. 10
Fox News Flash top headlines for Sept. 10 are here. Check out what's clicking on Foxnews.com
A North Carolina woman was charged Tuesday with tying up her husband and severing his penis.
Carteret County sheriff's deputies responded to the Newport home of Victoria Thomas Frabutt and her 61-year-old husband, James Frabutt, around 4 a.m. James Frabutt told officers his wife cut him after tying him up, the sheriff's office said in a statement.

Victoria Frabutt, 56, is charged with severing her husband's penis Tuesday. Investigators have not determined a motive. (Carteret County Sheriff's Office )
Deputies recovered the penis, put it on ice and handed it over to medical personnel.
James Frabutt was taken to a hospital. His condition was unknown.
CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP
The motive is unclear. Frabutt, 56, is charged with malicious castration and kidnapping of her spouse. She is being held in the Carteret County jail on $100,000 bond and is expected to appear in court Wednesday.
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Testicle shot as man holsters gun



The Guadalupe County Sheriff's Office and Seguin Fire Department respond to a report of a man shooting himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.

A man accidentally shot himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.


A man trying to holster his gun reportedly shot himself in the testicle Saturday afternoon, deputies said.
The incident was reported just before 2:30 p.m. at the McQueeney Gun Club in the 500 block of FM 725.
“He was trying to place it back in the holster and somehow hit the slide release or the safety and it actually went off,” Guadalupe County Sgt. Donny White said.

The gun was a 9 mm Smith & Wesson, White said.
The employee who was helping the man quickly began treating him, White said.
“He was able to stop the bleeding within less than a minute,” he said.

The man was conscious, alert, talking with deputies and in good spirits before he was taken by Seguin EMS to San Antonio Military Medical Center, the sergeant said.
A call to the McQueeney Gun Club for comment was not returned before press time.
 
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Keeping the theme going......



Testicle shot as man holsters gun



The Guadalupe County Sheriff's Office and Seguin Fire Department respond to a report of a man shooting himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.

A man accidentally shot himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.


A man trying to holster his gun reportedly shot himself in the testicle Saturday afternoon, deputies said.
The incident was reported just before 2:30 p.m. at the McQueeney Gun Club in the 500 block of FM 725.
“He was trying to place it back in the holster and somehow hit the slide release or the safety and it actually went off,” Guadalupe County Sgt. Donny White said.

The gun was a 9 mm Smith & Wesson, White said.
The employee who was helping the man quickly began treating him, White said.
“He was able to stop the bleeding within less than a minute,” he said.

The man was conscious, alert, talking with deputies and in good spirits before he was taken by Seguin EMS to San Antonio Military Medical Center, the sergeant said.
A call to the McQueeney Gun Club for comment was not returned before press time.

"In good spirits"???

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Keeping the theme going......



Testicle shot as man holsters gun



The Guadalupe County Sheriff's Office and Seguin Fire Department respond to a report of a man shooting himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.

A man accidentally shot himself in the genitals on Saturday, Sept. 7, 2019 at the McQueeney Gun Club.


A man trying to holster his gun reportedly shot himself in the testicle Saturday afternoon, deputies said.
The incident was reported just before 2:30 p.m. at the McQueeney Gun Club in the 500 block of FM 725.
“He was trying to place it back in the holster and somehow hit the slide release or the safety and it actually went off,” Guadalupe County Sgt. Donny White said.

The gun was a 9 mm Smith & Wesson, White said.
The employee who was helping the man quickly began treating him, White said.
“He was able to stop the bleeding within less than a minute,” he said.

The man was conscious, alert, talking with deputies and in good spirits before he was taken by Seguin EMS to San Antonio Military Medical Center, the sergeant said.
A call to the McQueeney Gun Club for comment was not returned before press time.
I'm certainly no gun expert, but what kind of gun holster points the barrel at your nuts?...
 

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Florida Woman Bites Camel's Genitals to Escape from Animal after It Sat on Her: 'The Camel Did Nothing Wrong'
By Jason Murdock On 9/23/19 at 4:41 AM EDT

A Florida woman who was pinned to the ground by a camel outside a Louisiana truck stop last week told sheriff's deputies that she bit the animal's testicles to escape.

The woman and her husband stopped at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last Thursday to let their pet dog outside. During their visit, the dog entered the camel's enclosure while chasing after pet treats which had been thrown in by the husband, The Advocate reported.

The male camel, known as "Caspar," chased after the woman when she crawled into its pen under a barbed wire fence. It pinned her against a wall then sat on top of her, WBRZ reported.

"She said, 'I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me," Iberville Parish deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told The Advocate. "The camel did nothing wrong. They [the couple] were aggressive. The camel was doing its normal routine."

"The camel has never been aggressive, the camel has never gotten out, never caused any issues," the officer noted. The man and woman have not been identified, but police confirmed that they were cited for violating a leash law and criminal trespassing.

According to WAFB, the woman was transferred to a local hospital after escaping Caspar. The severity of her injuries was not immediately clear. Camels can reach more than seven feet tall and weigh up to 1,600 pounds, according to a fact-sheet published by National Geographic.

The Tiger Truck Stop's manager, Pamela Bossier, told local media the man made the situation worse by making threatening gestures at the camel with his hat. She stressed that the couple should have asked for help in the stop's restaurant, which she said is always staffed.

"First of all, they went and trespassed. After they trespassed then they proceed to antagonize something that big," Bossier said, motioning toward the large animal.

"When you antagonize enough, they are going to strike back. It all could have been prevented with a few steps to the restaurant, there's always employees and [it is] open 24 hours."

The camel, which was not injured, has lived on the grounds of the Iberville Parish truck stop since last year, where the owners also keep a miniature horse and a baby kangaroo as part of a small petting zoo. The area was previously home to a tiger.

The Tiger Truck Stop owners were not cited as the enclosure included numerous signs warning citizens to stay out of the pen. When questioned by police about why he had hurled dog treats into the area, the husband claimed that he "wasn't thinking," The Advocate reported.



When you run out of stupid shit to do in your home state, go to another state and do stupid shit. :facepalm: