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Police: Woman defecated on deputy in order to resist arrest


Updated: 12:32 PM CDT Sep 17, 2018


Chelsea Robinson

SOURCE: Madison County Detention Center

LIVINGSTON, Ky. —
A Kentucky woman has been charged with assault after police say she intentionally defecated on an officer to avoid being arrested.
The Lexington Herald-Leader reports Amanda Rochelle Peters, 26, reportedly “intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion” at a Madison County sheriff’s deputy.


The incident reportedly took place around 2 a.m. Saturday at a Madison County home, where Peters had locked herself in a bathroom. A deputy was attempting to arrest her on an outstanding warrant.
According to a Lex 18, the deputy had to forced his way into the bathroom and arrest Peters with force. That is when she allegedly defecated, “causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this deputy."
Peters was charged with theft of identity of another without consent, giving officers false identifying information, resisting arrest and third-degree assault of a police officer.


That is pretty sh!tty :poo: but she seems to good aim and great velocity. :thumbup::vomit:
 
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Uranus residents aren’t thrilled with tiny town’s newspaper title
By Natalie O'Neill September 14, 2018 | 4:46pm

A tiny Missouri town launched a newspaper dubbed the Uranus Examiner — and locals say the name really stinks.

Uranus is the eastern town’s official name but the mayor of a neighboring city has threatened to boycott the weekly paper over the crappy imagery, according to the local station Ky3.com.

“No. I’m sorry. But the innuendo of that title puts the city up for public ridicule,” Waynesville Mayor Luge Hardman said at a chamber of commerce meeting, where the paper was unveiled.

And some residents feared they’d become the butt of an international joke.

“That name does not indicate a serious newspaper,” said Darrell Todd Maurina, owner of the nearby Pulaski County Daily News.

But the paper is a credible free news source that shouldn’t get a bum rap, managing editor, Natalie Sanders, told the Springfield News-Leader.

“It’s a serious newspaper,” Sanders said — adding Uranus’s new rag will make a splash. “No one’s going to forget this name.”

She hopes to “fill the void” in local news coverage by sending it out to 15,000 people living in Uranus and neighboring areas, she said.

She’s not backing down over the backside controversy. “I’m sorry but we’re not changing the name,” she said.

The Uranus Examiner was unveiled at a chamber of commerce luncheon Wednesday after the area’s main local paper, Waynesville Daily Guide, was shut down.

Uranus has a population of just 25 and is a destination for offbeat roadside attractions. It has a fudge factory, a tattoo parlor and an indoor ax-throwing facility called The Uranus Axehole.
 
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Uranus residents aren’t thrilled with tiny town’s newspaper title
By Natalie O'Neill September 14, 2018 | 4:46pm

A tiny Missouri town launched a newspaper dubbed the Uranus Examiner — and locals say the name really stinks.

Uranus is the eastern town’s official name but the mayor of a neighboring city has threatened to boycott the weekly paper over the crappy imagery, according to the local station Ky3.com.

“No. I’m sorry. But the innuendo of that title puts the city up for public ridicule,” Waynesville Mayor Luge Hardman said at a chamber of commerce meeting, where the paper was unveiled.

And some residents feared they’d become the butt of an international joke.

“That name does not indicate a serious newspaper,” said Darrell Todd Maurina, owner of the nearby Pulaski County Daily News.

But the paper is a credible free news source that shouldn’t get a bum rap, managing editor, Natalie Sanders, told the Springfield News-Leader.

“It’s a serious newspaper,” Sanders said — adding Uranus’s new rag will make a splash. “No one’s going to forget this name.”

She hopes to “fill the void” in local news coverage by sending it out to 15,000 people living in Uranus and neighboring areas, she said.

She’s not backing down over the backside controversy. “I’m sorry but we’re not changing the name,” she said.

The Uranus Examiner was unveiled at a chamber of commerce luncheon Wednesday after the area’s main local paper, Waynesville Daily Guide, was shut down.

Uranus has a population of just 25 and is a destination for offbeat roadside attractions. It has a fudge factory, a tattoo parlor and an indoor ax-throwing facility called The Uranus Axehole.



They buried the lead!!
 

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It's always in the last place you look...

British woman feeling unwell in Tenerife stunned to discover 'dead tortoise inside her VAGINA'
The unnamed woman - thought to be an expat - has been quizzed police on the island following the unusual reptile discovery

By Gerard Couzens
16:58, 20 SEP 2018 UPDATED 23:40, 20 SEP 2018

A British woman has reportedly been questioned by police on Tenerife after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina.

Staff at the A&E department of a medical centre in the south of the island are said to have called officers in after making the bizarre discovery.

The unnamed woman, described as an expat, had sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile.

Island newspaper El Dia claimed she told police she had begun to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier - but had no idea how the tortoise ended up where it did.

The size of the reptile has not been revealed.

Island papers - and respected Spanish dailies which have echoed the story - have named the medical centre she attended as El Mojon in the municipality of Arona in the south of the island.

The facility, above the holiday resort of Los Cristianos, operates as a small hospital and is eventually expected to become the main southern Tenerife state hospital.

Police sources in Tenerife confirmed the story was true and officers had been asked to speak to a British woman about the bizarre discovery.
 
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British woman feeling unwell in Tenerife stunned to discover 'dead tortoise inside her VAGINA'
The unnamed woman - thought to be an expat - has been quizzed police on the island following the unusual reptile discovery

By Gerard Couzens
16:58, 20 SEP 2018 UPDATED 23:40, 20 SEP 2018

A British woman has reportedly been questioned by police on Tenerife after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina.

Staff at the A&E department of a medical centre in the south of the island are said to have called officers in after making the bizarre discovery.

The unnamed woman, described as an expat, had sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile.

Island newspaper El Dia claimed she told police she had begun to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier - but had no idea how the tortoise ended up where it did.

The size of the reptile has not been revealed.

Island papers - and respected Spanish dailies which have echoed the story - have named the medical centre she attended as El Mojon in the municipality of Arona in the south of the island.

The facility, above the holiday resort of Los Cristianos, operates as a small hospital and is eventually expected to become the main southern Tenerife state hospital.

Police sources in Tenerife confirmed the story was true and officers had been asked to speak to a British woman about the bizarre discovery.
Could have been like fusilli Jerry
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Well, dang... I guess that lets Sharky's out for my birthday celebration this evening...

Ohio adult club loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps
by Christina Schaefer, WKEFThursday, September 20th 2018

(File photo: WKEF/WRGT)

HARRISON TWP., Ohio (WKEF/WRGT) - An adult lounge in Ohio is losing its liquor license at the end of the business day today because it exchanged drugs and lap dances for food stamps.

The Ohio Liquor Control Commission revoked Sharky's Lounge's license, according to the Ohio Investigative Unit.

Agents with the OIU had began investigating Twenty Two Fifty, Inc. which is also known as Sharky's in May 2017. During the investigation, agents say they were able to use food stamps to procure drugs and lap dances.

During the five-month long investigation, agents exchanged more than $2,000 worth of food stamps to buy heroin, fentanyl, carfentanil, cocaine, methamphetamine and lap dances.

Criminal charges were filed against employees and patrons for drug trafficking, food stamp trafficking, aggravated shipment and distribution of heroin, engaging in a pattern of corrupt activity and illegal sexual activity.

This is the second adult entertainment club that has had its liquor permit revoked as a result of investigation by the Ohio Investigative Unit. Nearby club The Harem had its liquor license revoked in May 2018.
 
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It's always in the last place you look...

British woman feeling unwell in Tenerife stunned to discover 'dead tortoise inside her VAGINA'
The unnamed woman - thought to be an expat - has been quizzed police on the island following the unusual reptile discovery

By Gerard Couzens
16:58, 20 SEP 2018 UPDATED 23:40, 20 SEP 2018

A British woman has reportedly been questioned by police on Tenerife after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina.

Staff at the A&E department of a medical centre in the south of the island are said to have called officers in after making the bizarre discovery.

The unnamed woman, described as an expat, had sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile.

Island newspaper El Dia claimed she told police she had begun to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier - but had no idea how the tortoise ended up where it did.

The size of the reptile has not been revealed.

Island papers - and respected Spanish dailies which have echoed the story - have named the medical centre she attended as El Mojon in the municipality of Arona in the south of the island.

The facility, above the holiday resort of Los Cristianos, operates as a small hospital and is eventually expected to become the main southern Tenerife state hospital.

Police sources in Tenerife confirmed the story was true and officers had been asked to speak to a British woman about the bizarre discovery.

Got to thinking, this has to be a box turtle. :runaway:
 
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Man severely burned in explosion after spraying brake cleaner fluid on himself to kill bugs



By Courtney Fischer
Wednesday, October 10, 2018 11:56AM

A man is in the hospital with severe burns after authorities say he tried to get rid of bugs on his body by spraying himself with brake cleaner fluid and using a vacuum to clean it up, triggering an explosion at his home in Montgomery County.

Sheriff's deputies and investigators were first called to the house in 31100 block of Timberloch Trail around 9:25 p.m. Tuesday.

When they arrived, they found a man without any clothing and with second and third degree burns on his body. He was taken by ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital.

Deputies saw wires and what appeared to be large batteries inside the home. They were concerned those could be bomb-making materials and evacuated the area immediately.

They called the bomb squad to further investigate.

Officials later learned what caused the blast, saying that after he powered up the vacuum to remove the brake cleaner fluid, the machine sparked, igniting the vapors from the spray.

Investigators said they found numerous empty canisters of brake cleaner fluid in and around the house.

The man is in critical condition. He's currently unconscious. Investigators hope to interview him when he's awake.

No one else was injured in the incident.