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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...y-forcing-compressed-air-up-his-buttocks.html

Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttocks

By Ryan Gaydos| Fox New

A Japanese worker died after getting compressed air forced into his rectum, police say. (iStock)
Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.
Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.
The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.
Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.
“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”
An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.
Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.
A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.
Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.
 

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...y-forcing-compressed-air-up-his-buttocks.html

Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttocks

By Ryan Gaydos| Fox New

A Japanese worker died after getting compressed air forced into his rectum, police say. (iStock)
Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.
Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.
The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.
Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.
“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”
An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.
Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.
A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.
Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.
Japan needs air compressor control! No one truly needs a high capacity air compressor. Especially one that can rupture lungs from just a short anal blast.

I blame Trump and his kanoodling buddy Putin. :cursing:
 

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Who is electing these fools!!!?

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1022470377136640000
OMG... Was there not a single red flag for this guy that he should probably bow out of this recording?? I mean, it's hilarious but I didn't get the feeling this guy was trying to be funny playing along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4pMTsa1Kw
 
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OMG... Was there not a single red flag for this guy that he should probably bow out of this recording?? I mean, it's hilarious but I didn't get the feeling this guy was trying to be funny playing along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4pMTsa1Kw
Why would anyone with any self respect do that, let alone a elected official.
 

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Why would anyone with any self respect do that, let alone a elected official.
The ONLY even REMOTELY acceptable reason I could see is if this guy KNEW it was a prank and they worked him up to it. "No man, this is gonna be awesome! People are gonna think you're hilarious!". (Even then it's still not acceptable.) Unfortunately that is NOT what this looks like. Looks like this schmuck got flat out duped...
 

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The song Dust in the Wind... now we know what the dust was...

Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

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4:07 PM, Sep 9, 2018
6:05 AM, Sep 10, 2018
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FT. PIERCE, FL - Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine that police found in her purse.

WPLG reported Kennecia Posey was one of two passengers in a car stopped by Fort Pierce police in late March. Police say an officer smelled marijuana and that, after searching the car, cocaine and marijuana in separate bags were found inside a purse Posey had on her lap.

Authorities say they questioned Posey about the drugs. According to the police report, Posey responded: “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

Posey was charged with a felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession. She was later released on bond.

It wasn’t immediately known if she has a lawyer.

Copyright 2018 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
 

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Kindergarten Principal Fired For Pole Dancing During Welcome Ceremony
Silke Jasso, September 4, 2018 4:18 pm

A kindergarten principal in China has been fired after she welcomed students back to school with a pole dancing display. Parents and children at the Xinshahui Kindergarten in Shenzhen were shocked as the kindergarten principal performed a routine on the flagpole, located out in a large courtyard. Several parents recorded the incident, where you can see the pole, the Chinese flag, and a woman spinning around. The videos are now going viral on social media.

Principal Lai Rong stated there had been 500 children aged 3-6-year-old and 100 parents in attendance. The event is part of a ceremony commemorating the start of a new school year in China, which is the first Monday in September. Each year, the school, located in the southern province of Guangdong, holds a special ceremony to welcome the students and their families, and invite alumni or the principal to give motivational speeches.

Parents are threatening to take their children out of the school after this isn’t the first time an ‘inappropriate’ incident occurs throughout the year. Last year, according to Shenzhen-based journalist Michael Standaert, the school had 10 days of military ‘activities’ and displays of machine gun and mortar at the door. The dance was the final straw for Standaert, saying he is now planning to take his children out of the school. The writer stated when his wife called the principal to complain about her actions, she hung up after saying it was “good exercise”.

In a statement, the local education bureau stated an investigation had found a pole dancing business had been invited into the kindergarten to perform. The statement added that the district believes the actions were not appropriate and the school has been asked to apologize to the student and the parents. The school now has a new principal.

Well, this is certainly a way to welcome back students.
 
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Louisiana woman bites her Plenty of Fish date's genitals after he 'forced her into oral sex because he was not aroused enough to rape her'
  • The woman, who was not named, met John Wesley Patton on the dating website
  • He allegedly invited her to his home in Westwego, Louisiana, and claimed his sister was there
  • When the woman got there, Patton, 54, allegedly pushed her into a bedroom
  • She told police he covered her mouth then demanded sex but could not perform
  • He then allegedly ordered her to perform oral sex on him to make him aroused
  • The woman bit him then fled into another room where he allegedly followed her with a knife
  • For hours, he tried to stab her as she hid behind a table before he let her go
By Jennifer Smith For Dailymail.com
Published: 15:58 EDT, 12 September 2018 | Updated: 16:07 EDT, 12 September 2018


John Wesley Patton, 54, was arrested after allegedly trapping the woman in his home, forcing her into oral sex then chasing her with a knife after she bit his genitals
A woman in Louisiana fended off an alleged rapist by biting his genitals after he forced her to perform oral sex on him when he couldn't get aroused enough to rape her.
John Wesley Patton, 54, was arrested on Saturday in Westwego, Louisiana.
According to his alleged victim, who has not been identified, Patton trapped her in his home on Friday night after convincing her to visit so that she could meet his sister.

The pair met on the dating website Plenty of Fish and had been speaking for about a week before agreeing to meet face-to-face.
When the woman arrived at his home, he beckoned her into a hallway where he said his sister was waiting.
He then put one hand over her mouth, she said, and dragged her into a bedroom where he demanded sex.
Terrified that she would be hurt if she did not comply, the woman agreed but Patton was not aroused enough to perform.


She seized her opportunity to escape, biting him in the genitals then fleeing as he winced in pain.
Once she got out of the bedroom, however, she realized all the doors in the houses had been locked.
With no key to unlock them, she then evaded Patton, she said, for hours as he chased her around the house with a kitchen knife.


Patton, the woman said, trapped her in a bedroom and tried to rape her but could not get aroused enough to asked her to perform oral sex on him

For hours, the pair were locked inside his home while she hid behind a table in the kitchen and he tried to stab her. Eventually, he let her go and she called 911
He suffered defensive wounds when she was able to claw it off of him once, according to police reports, but he picked up another knife.
The pair were locked in a standoff in his kitchen, where she hid behind a table and used it as a shield, for hours.

The pair met on Plenty of Fish and had been chatting for around a week
It ended when she convinced him to bring her her clothes from the bedroom.
He had been telling her to go to collect them but she was afraid to go back into the room in case he trapped her again, she said.
Eventually, she got out of the house and called 911.
Patton, who is a carpenter foreman, was arrested on Saturday night after police deployed gas into his home to get him out.
He remains in custody on charges of second-degree rape, aggravated sexual battery and false imprisonment.
 

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Louisiana woman bites her Plenty of Fish date's genitals after he 'forced her into oral sex because he was not aroused enough to rape her'
  • The woman, who was not named, met John Wesley Patton on the dating website
  • He allegedly invited her to his home in Westwego, Louisiana, and claimed his sister was there
  • When the woman got there, Patton, 54, allegedly pushed her into a bedroom
  • She told police he covered her mouth then demanded sex but could not perform
  • He then allegedly ordered her to perform oral sex on him to make him aroused
  • The woman bit him then fled into another room where he allegedly followed her with a knife
  • For hours, he tried to stab her as she hid behind a table before he let her go
By Jennifer Smith For Dailymail.com
Published: 15:58 EDT, 12 September 2018 | Updated: 16:07 EDT, 12 September 2018


John Wesley Patton, 54, was arrested after allegedly trapping the woman in his home, forcing her into oral sex then chasing her with a knife after she bit his genitals
A woman in Louisiana fended off an alleged rapist by biting his genitals after he forced her to perform oral sex on him when he couldn't get aroused enough to rape her.
John Wesley Patton, 54, was arrested on Saturday in Westwego, Louisiana.
According to his alleged victim, who has not been identified, Patton trapped her in his home on Friday night after convincing her to visit so that she could meet his sister.

The pair met on the dating website Plenty of Fish and had been speaking for about a week before agreeing to meet face-to-face.
When the woman arrived at his home, he beckoned her into a hallway where he said his sister was waiting.
He then put one hand over her mouth, she said, and dragged her into a bedroom where he demanded sex.
Terrified that she would be hurt if she did not comply, the woman agreed but Patton was not aroused enough to perform.


She seized her opportunity to escape, biting him in the genitals then fleeing as he winced in pain.
Once she got out of the bedroom, however, she realized all the doors in the houses had been locked.
With no key to unlock them, she then evaded Patton, she said, for hours as he chased her around the house with a kitchen knife.


Patton, the woman said, trapped her in a bedroom and tried to rape her but could not get aroused enough to asked her to perform oral sex on him

For hours, the pair were locked inside his home while she hid behind a table in the kitchen and he tried to stab her. Eventually, he let her go and she called 911
He suffered defensive wounds when she was able to claw it off of him once, according to police reports, but he picked up another knife.
The pair were locked in a standoff in his kitchen, where she hid behind a table and used it as a shield, for hours.

The pair met on Plenty of Fish and had been chatting for around a week
It ended when she convinced him to bring her her clothes from the bedroom.
He had been telling her to go to collect them but she was afraid to go back into the room in case he trapped her again, she said.
Eventually, she got out of the house and called 911.
Patton, who is a carpenter foreman, was arrested on Saturday night after police deployed gas into his home to get him out.
He remains in custody on charges of second-degree rape, aggravated sexual battery and false imprisonment.