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HOW LONG DID HE KEEP IT UP?
Tourist ‘goes on naked rampage throwing faeces around Thai airport after overdosing on VIAGRA’


Steve Cho tore through Phuket International ransacking shops while yelling incoherently

By Jay Akbar
8th January 2018, 12:44 pm
Updated: 8th January 2018, 8:36 pm
THIS is the bizarre moment a naked American tourist went on a rampage in a Thai airport after overdosing on Viagra.

New Yorker Steve Cho, 27, was waiting for a flight to Incheon, South Korea, when he stripped off in the departures hall at Phuket International Airport.


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American tourist Steve Cho was arrested at a Thai airport after stripping off and going on a rampage
The crazed holidaymaker terrified onlookers as he ran through the airport throwing his own faeces at staff and public.

He also tore through shops destroying their goods while yelling incoherently on January 4.

Six security guards along with airport staff finally pounced on Steve, of Korean descent, before the airport's tourist police arrested him.

Onlooker Wannee Ming, 28, said: "This was the scariest and most disgusting thing I ever saw at an airport. I stayed away from the man in case he attacked anybody.

"The airport staff tried to make him calm down. They were talking to him but he ignored them. It was very bad. The airport did a good job to control him."


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The naked tourist told staff he had taken "too many sex drugs"
The naked holidaymaker told officers he had ‘’taken too many sex drugs’’ and apologised for the naked outburst. He agreed to pay for any damages.

A statement from Phuket International Airport said that man adimitted "taking too many Viagra drugs".

The statement said: "To control the situation and to prevent any danger that might happen to other passengers, the officers had to arrest the man.

"The officers brought him to the walkway on the north side of the terminal to avoid other passengers and managed to calm him down at the Tourist Centre on the first floor.


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It took six security guards to finally apprehend a frenzied Steve
'"When he regained his composure he admitted that he took too many Viagra pills and lost consciousness.

"He accepted responsibility to reimburse for any damages that he caused.

"His trip to Incheon was cancelled and he was brought to Saku Police Station for further investigation.

Ahh Phuket. :sneaky:
 

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HOW LONG DID HE KEEP IT UP?
Tourist ‘goes on naked rampage throwing faeces around Thai airport after overdosing on VIAGRA’


Steve Cho tore through Phuket International ransacking shops while yelling incoherently

By Jay Akbar
8th January 2018, 12:44 pm
Updated: 8th January 2018, 8:36 pm
THIS is the bizarre moment a naked American tourist went on a rampage in a Thai airport after overdosing on Viagra.

New Yorker Steve Cho, 27, was waiting for a flight to Incheon, South Korea, when he stripped off in the departures hall at Phuket International Airport.


Viral Press
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American tourist Steve Cho was arrested at a Thai airport after stripping off and going on a rampage
The crazed holidaymaker terrified onlookers as he ran through the airport throwing his own faeces at staff and public.

He also tore through shops destroying their goods while yelling incoherently on January 4.

Six security guards along with airport staff finally pounced on Steve, of Korean descent, before the airport's tourist police arrested him.

Onlooker Wannee Ming, 28, said: "This was the scariest and most disgusting thing I ever saw at an airport. I stayed away from the man in case he attacked anybody.

"The airport staff tried to make him calm down. They were talking to him but he ignored them. It was very bad. The airport did a good job to control him."


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The naked tourist told staff he had taken "too many sex drugs"
The naked holidaymaker told officers he had ‘’taken too many sex drugs’’ and apologised for the naked outburst. He agreed to pay for any damages.

A statement from Phuket International Airport said that man adimitted "taking too many Viagra drugs".

The statement said: "To control the situation and to prevent any danger that might happen to other passengers, the officers had to arrest the man.

"The officers brought him to the walkway on the north side of the terminal to avoid other passengers and managed to calm him down at the Tourist Centre on the first floor.


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It took six security guards to finally apprehend a frenzied Steve
'"When he regained his composure he admitted that he took too many Viagra pills and lost consciousness.

"He accepted responsibility to reimburse for any damages that he caused.

"His trip to Incheon was cancelled and he was brought to Saku Police Station for further investigation.
Someone needs his lithium doses adjusted.
 
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HOW LONG DID HE KEEP IT UP?
Tourist ‘goes on naked rampage throwing faeces around Thai airport after overdosing on VIAGRA’


Steve Cho tore through Phuket International ransacking shops while yelling incoherently

By Jay Akbar
8th January 2018, 12:44 pm
Updated: 8th January 2018, 8:36 pm
THIS is the bizarre moment a naked American tourist went on a rampage in a Thai airport after overdosing on Viagra.

New Yorker Steve Cho, 27, was waiting for a flight to Incheon, South Korea, when he stripped off in the departures hall at Phuket International Airport.


Viral Press
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American tourist Steve Cho was arrested at a Thai airport after stripping off and going on a rampage
The crazed holidaymaker terrified onlookers as he ran through the airport throwing his own faeces at staff and public.

He also tore through shops destroying their goods while yelling incoherently on January 4.

Six security guards along with airport staff finally pounced on Steve, of Korean descent, before the airport's tourist police arrested him.

Onlooker Wannee Ming, 28, said: "This was the scariest and most disgusting thing I ever saw at an airport. I stayed away from the man in case he attacked anybody.

"The airport staff tried to make him calm down. They were talking to him but he ignored them. It was very bad. The airport did a good job to control him."


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The naked tourist told staff he had taken "too many sex drugs"
The naked holidaymaker told officers he had ‘’taken too many sex drugs’’ and apologised for the naked outburst. He agreed to pay for any damages.

A statement from Phuket International Airport said that man adimitted "taking too many Viagra drugs".

The statement said: "To control the situation and to prevent any danger that might happen to other passengers, the officers had to arrest the man.

"The officers brought him to the walkway on the north side of the terminal to avoid other passengers and managed to calm him down at the Tourist Centre on the first floor.


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It took six security guards to finally apprehend a frenzied Steve
'"When he regained his composure he admitted that he took too many Viagra pills and lost consciousness.

"He accepted responsibility to reimburse for any damages that he caused.

"His trip to Incheon was cancelled and he was brought to Saku Police Station for further investigation.
He didn't know whether to :poo: or go blind. He said Phuket, and :poo: right there.:lol::facepalm:
 

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Alabama man accused of sexually molesting horse




Daniel Bennett, 18, has been accused of sexually molesting a horse in Alabama. (Mobile Metro Jail)

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

Daniel Bennett, 18, of Irvington, is awaiting trial after he allegedly told Mobile County Sheriff’s Office investigators he attempted to molest a horse, AL.com reported.

The owner of the 20-year-old steed told WPMI-TV she found Bennett in the barn Thursday night after her dogs’ barking led her to the scene.

Owner Francine Janes and her husband, who was armed with a gun, reportedly found Bennett hiding in a barn stall.

Upon being found, Janes said he told her that “He likes horses. He wanted to pet the horse.”

Bennett was reportedly held at gunpoint by Janes' husband until police arrived. Police reportedly discovered that Bennett had a trench coat with a burglar’s tool in it.

Janes doesn’t believe this is the first time Bennett has inappropriately interacted with her horse. She told investigators she found what she believes to be evidence in Polly’s stall multiple times throughout the month of December.

"I would say seven maybe 10 times," Janes told WPMI. "Toilet paper had been left. The hay stacks had been removed. Items had been turned over. And that's as far as I want to go."

Bennett’s arrest warrant lists his crime of bestiality as a misdemeanor, claiming he "engaged in or submitted to any sexual contact with an animal, to-wit: a horse," AL.com reported.

Bennett was charged with possession of burglar's tools, sexual misconduct and second-degree criminal trespassing. He’s scheduled to appear in court Jan. 18.
 

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Alabama man accused of sexually molesting horse




Daniel Bennett, 18, has been accused of sexually molesting a horse in Alabama. (Mobile Metro Jail)

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

Daniel Bennett, 18, of Irvington, is awaiting trial after he allegedly told Mobile County Sheriff’s Office investigators he attempted to molest a horse, AL.com reported.

The owner of the 20-year-old steed told WPMI-TV she found Bennett in the barn Thursday night after her dogs’ barking led her to the scene.

Owner Francine Janes and her husband, who was armed with a gun, reportedly found Bennett hiding in a barn stall.

Upon being found, Janes said he told her that “He likes horses. He wanted to pet the horse.”

Bennett was reportedly held at gunpoint by Janes' husband until police arrived. Police reportedly discovered that Bennett had a trench coat with a burglar’s tool in it.

Janes doesn’t believe this is the first time Bennett has inappropriately interacted with her horse. She told investigators she found what she believes to be evidence in Polly’s stall multiple times throughout the month of December.

"I would say seven maybe 10 times," Janes told WPMI. "Toilet paper had been left. The hay stacks had been removed. Items had been turned over. And that's as far as I want to go."

Bennett’s arrest warrant lists his crime of bestiality as a misdemeanor, claiming he "engaged in or submitted to any sexual contact with an animal, to-wit: a horse," AL.com reported.

Bennett was charged with possession of burglar's tools, sexual misconduct and second-degree criminal trespassing. He’s scheduled to appear in court Jan. 18.
Well that's one way to celebrate another National Championship. :derp:
 
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This is kind of a fun "wacky" story.

Man fools officers with car made of snow, gets fake parking ticket

A man in Canada and local police had a good laugh after the Montreal resident fooled officers with a full-size car made entirely of snow. According to CBS affiliate WGCL-TV, Simon Laprise sculpted a life-size model of a DeLorean DMC-12 in the middle of a local snow removal zone.

The "car," made famous by the "Back to the Future" movie franchise, drew the attention of one police officer who was so fooled by Laprise's snow work he called for a second patrol car to check out the DeLorean.

CBS Los Angeles writes that after the officers realized there was no car under the snow pile, Laprise was given a fake parking ticket that read, "You made our night hahahahaha :)"

The 33-year-old machinist's prank was reportedly plowed clean by Montreal sanitation workers the next day but not before it gave police a funny story to tell this winter.






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Woman marries ghost of dead pirate! (photos)
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Ladies, if you are sick and tired of searching for that perfect man, do not despair. Just follow the lead of a woman who found her soul mate from the 1700s! Amanda Teague, 45, married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate from Haiti and she does not seem one bit bothered. Her friends and family attended the ceremony that took place on the coast of Ireland. She says they have been on dates and even had sex.
Amanda, a Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator, told the Daily Star: “He is my soulmate. I am so happy.

“It is the perfect kind of relationship for me.

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Is it? I mean seriously, being married to an aberration can't be any worse than my ex-wife. Hell... I could probably stomach the ghosts incessant wailing. AND as far as intimacy, well, ice cold nothing is still ice cold nothing. :derp:



Wonder what Marilyn Monroe's ghost is up to nowadays?!?? :confused::love:
 
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And up to the plate for Floriduh.........

Man charged with DUI after trying to order burrito at bank drive-through window
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A Florida man was charged with driving under the influence after he tried to order a burrito at a Bank of America drive-through window.

According to the Tampa Bay Times, 38-year-old Douglas Jon Francisco was found passed out in his blue Hyundai sedan in a drive-through bank lane around 5 p.m. on Wednesday.

The bank's manager reportedly went outside and began banging on Francisco's window "for some time" until he finally woke up and attempted to order a burrito.

When the manager informed Francisco that he was at a bank and, not, in fact, at Taco Bell, the dazed driver moved his car to the bank's front parking lot.

Bank staff then alerted local authorities about the situation and when deputies arrived, they found Francisco in the driver's seat with the car still running.

According to the arrest report, Fransisco denied asking the bank manager for a burrito and "made several statements that were differing from reality."

After failing a field sobriety test, Fransisco was arrested on a charge of DUI involving alcohol or drugs. He was booked into the Hernando County jail and freed on Thursday after posting $500 bail.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/b8cbb6b5-2c75-32fe-b23c-1db4467d644f/ss_deputies:-dui-suspect.html
 
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Photos of raw meat delivery prompt investigation

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Authorities are investigating a delivery of raw, unwrapped pork that was hauled into a Northern California grocery store in shopping carts. The Santa Clara County Department of Environmental Health says it received complaints Friday about an "unauthorized delivery of pork" to the 99 Ranch Market in San Jose.

The agency says it is "taking immediate steps to conduct a thorough investigation and appropriate actions to ensure food safety for the public."

According to CBS San Francisco, this comes after San Jose resident Loretta Seto posted images of the delivery on Facebook.


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Beware: Costco shopping carts (Automation Parkway in San Jose)

We were at the 99 Ranch Market across from this Costco and saw their vendors delivering meat with Costco shopping carts!! Talk about disgusting! I'm usually okay with sticking the kids in the seat of the basket, but this is a whole new level of gross. Beware.




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"Kids can easily get sick. So my first thought was just to protect other moms and kids out there," Seto said. "It's just slabs of pork just plopped into the shopping cart and it was being wheeled in through the front door and my first thought was this is absolutely disgusting."

She added that it was her "instinct as a parent" to warn other parents about what she saw. "Who knows if they put the carts right back without sanitizing it or pressure washing it," she said.

"This is a whole new level of gross," Seto exclaimed in her Facebook post.

Jim's Farm Meat Co. office manager Maria Moon confirms to the Modesto Bee the meat came from her company. She says the two employees seen pushing the carts into the store have been fired.

The supermarket, Ranch 99, has also issued an apology online, saying in part, "We are investigating this case and have filed a complaint to the meat vendor."

Seto pointed out that the carts came from a nearby Costco. The big box chain responded by saying all of the carts from that store are being sanitized.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/photos-of-raw-meat-delivery-prompt-investigation/
 

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Photos of raw meat delivery prompt investigation

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Authorities are investigating a delivery of raw, unwrapped pork that was hauled into a Northern California grocery store in shopping carts. The Santa Clara County Department of Environmental Health says it received complaints Friday about an "unauthorized delivery of pork" to the 99 Ranch Market in San Jose.

The agency says it is "taking immediate steps to conduct a thorough investigation and appropriate actions to ensure food safety for the public."

According to CBS San Francisco, this comes after San Jose resident Loretta Seto posted images of the delivery on Facebook.


Loretta Seto
on Thursday
Beware: Costco shopping carts (Automation Parkway in San Jose)

We were at the 99 Ranch Market across from this Costco and saw their vendors delivering meat with Costco shopping carts!! Talk about disgusting! I'm usually okay with sticking the kids in the seat of the basket, but this is a whole new level of gross. Beware.




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"Kids can easily get sick. So my first thought was just to protect other moms and kids out there," Seto said. "It's just slabs of pork just plopped into the shopping cart and it was being wheeled in through the front door and my first thought was this is absolutely disgusting."

She added that it was her "instinct as a parent" to warn other parents about what she saw. "Who knows if they put the carts right back without sanitizing it or pressure washing it," she said.

"This is a whole new level of gross," Seto exclaimed in her Facebook post.

Jim's Farm Meat Co. office manager Maria Moon confirms to the Modesto Bee the meat came from her company. She says the two employees seen pushing the carts into the store have been fired.

The supermarket, Ranch 99, has also issued an apology online, saying in part, "We are investigating this case and have filed a complaint to the meat vendor."

Seto pointed out that the carts came from a nearby Costco. The big box chain responded by saying all of the carts from that store are being sanitized.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/photos-of-raw-meat-delivery-prompt-investigation/
The meat vendor and 99 Ranch should have volunteered to pay the cost of sanitizing each and and every Costco cart at that location.

Also, the USDA is also investigating.
 
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Seville orange heist: Stolen fruit spills from cars
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Police in Spain have recovered four tons of stolen oranges after pulling over two cars packed with the fruit.

The oranges were found when police in Seville became suspicious and searched the vehicles following a short chase.

Five people were arrested when they could not explain where the oranges had come from. One suspect said they had picked them up from the ground.

It was later discovered that the fruit had been stolen from a warehouse in the nearby town of Carmona.

After pulling over the two cars, police searched the surrounding area and found a van that was also loaded with oranges.

They added that they were carrying them for their own consumption.

But police said the suspects did not have the required paperwork to be transporting such a large quantity of fruit.


Apparently Seville is Spain's Floriduh. :pistols:
 

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A plane carrying dozens of plumbers was forced to turn back because of toilet problems


By Alex Horton January 31 at 11:03 AM Email the author

Boeing 737-800 airplanes belonging to budget carrier Norwegian Air are parked at Stockholm Arlanda Airport in 2015. (Johan Nilsson/TT News Agency/Reuters)
Soon after takeoff, a crew member on the flight from Oslo noticed a problem with the toilets on a plane flush with plumbers.

The incident occurred Saturday morning on a Norwegian Air Shuttle flight with more than 80 plumbing industry workers heading to Munich for a trade event. About 70 plumbers from the Rorkjop company were on the flight, including its chief executive, Frank Olsen. The irony was not lost among the passengers when crew announced the reason for the return to Oslo.

“Seldom has there been more laughter in an airplane . . . when the reason given is ‘toilet problems,'” Olsen told The Washington Post on Wednesday.

The flight data website Flight Tracker shows the southbound flight proceeding on its typical pattern across the Skagerrak Strait. About 15 minutes after takeoff, the flight banked to the east on its way back to Oslo.

Norwegian flight #DY1156 with 84 plumbers on board was forced to return to Oslo becasue of a problem the toilets on board.https://t.co/lUPlJIxGMU pic.twitter.com/I5YqeR6hvJ

— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) January 29, 2018

If anyone on board had a bathroom emergency, they had to wait while the aircraft circled in the air and used up some fuel until it was light enough to land again, Fatima Elkadi, a spokeswoman for the airlines, told Daglabet. Flight Tracker shows the plane making four tight turns over Valer before making its way back to the Gardermoen airport north of the capital.

The plane touched down about an hour after takeoff.

Olsen made light of the dozens of plumbers not being able to help repair the faulty commodes. “We’d have gladly fixed the toilets, but it must unfortunately be done from the outside, and we didn’t want to take a chance on sending out a plumber at 10,000 meters altitude,” Olsen told Daglabet.

The flight was not the first occurrence of faulty toilets forcing an aircraft to the ground, but it may be the most serendipitous. In December 2016, a Paris-bound flight from New York landed in Ireland so its passengers could use the bathroom there. A month earlier, a flight from Toronto to Lahore was diverted to Great Britain after a toilet became clogged.

Olsen said the incident has stuck with his staffers long after the flight was rescheduled on the budget airliner later that day.

“Even the flight attendant came and told me that she have never done a U-turn with that many passengers smiling on board,” he said. “We are still smiling.”