To add a little humor.....
https://www.whatthefussnews.com/pos...hqtL9UmOvZJyQQ3ooEdLggSKWuhQsgboYEkvRPVqNYKvE
Surprisingly, amongst other specifics in his Will, he peculiarly left $30 to head football coach Mike Gundy to “get a god damned haircut”.
“I’ve begged him for years to cut that god forsaken mullet off, maybe now as my dying wish he’ll take it more seriously,” said Pickens in his will.
“Gosh I’m honored that Mr. Pickens would name me in his will, but gawdangit my mullet helps too damn much in ‘cruitin”, said Gundy.
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