Fauxcahontas on the war path!

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Elizabeth Warren Opens Casino To Help Finance Campaign

U.S.—With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk. But not this brave Native American warrior!

“After spending several minutes digging deep into my rich 1/1024th Cherokee heritage, and communing with my spirit animal --you know, like we genuine Indians do all the time,” Warren announced at a recent campaign rally, “I feel the spirits of my ancestors guiding me to open a brand new casino; complete with a buffet, generous slots, and the hottest shows in history!”

Warren hopes that the new casino’s revenue will compensate for the decrease in campaign contributions and says it will even have a theme. Much like Caesar’s Palace’s ancient roman theme or Circus Circus’ killer clown theme, the presidential hopeful says her casino will have a socialism theme that is sure to be fun for the whole family.

“When you enter the casino, we want you to feel like you’re entering a socialist utopia! Whether you’re waiting in the breadline at the buffet, losing all your hard-earned money to the ruling class, or cheering at the executions of political dissidents, this will be a truly immersive experience!” Warren said.

If that fails, Warren says she may be forced to perform a sacred ritual that will summon an ancient Indian curse upon her political foes.
 

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Elizabeth Warren Opens Casino To Help Finance Campaign

U.S.—With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk. But not this brave Native American warrior!

“After spending several minutes digging deep into my rich 1/1024th Cherokee heritage, and communing with my spirit animal --you know, like we genuine Indians do all the time,” Warren announced at a recent campaign rally, “I feel the spirits of my ancestors guiding me to open a brand new casino; complete with a buffet, generous slots, and the hottest shows in history!”

Warren hopes that the new casino’s revenue will compensate for the decrease in campaign contributions and says it will even have a theme. Much like Caesar’s Palace’s ancient roman theme or Circus Circus’ killer clown theme, the presidential hopeful says her casino will have a socialism theme that is sure to be fun for the whole family.

“When you enter the casino, we want you to feel like you’re entering a socialist utopia! Whether you’re waiting in the breadline at the buffet, losing all your hard-earned money to the ruling class, or cheering at the executions of political dissidents, this will be a truly immersive experience!” Warren said.

If that fails, Warren says she may be forced to perform a sacred ritual that will summon an ancient Indian curse upon her political foes.
Clicked on the link... it took me to the Babylon Bee website... can’t believe this is real!?!??!! :eek:
 

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Senate term = 6 years.

Wiki fails again
lol. To be completely honest, I wasn't putting forth a ton of effort verifying it. I had just heard something on the radio about how she's barely had any elections compared to Klobuchar to be campaigning on "I've never been defeated."
 

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I don't have a dog in the bernie vs warren fight, but she's lying. Her whole life, career and everything is a lie or based on a lie. Everything. Why wouldn't she lie about this.
 
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lol. To be completely honest, I wasn't putting forth a ton of effort verifying it. I had just heard something on the radio about how she's barely had any elections compared to Klobuchar to be campaigning on "I've never been defeated."
I gotcha.

Such a lame line, but whatever. Awesome to see her squirm a bit & force Bernie's hand with this whole ploy of hers. What a f'n joke-"he told me a woman couldn't win" (gasp!!!)
 
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I don't have a dog in the bernie vs warren fight, but she's lying. Her whole life, career and everything is a lie or based on a lie. Everything. Why wouldn't she lie about this.
The thing is, she's literally sat on the whole accusation for what her team thought would be the perfect moment to openly call Bernie a sexist & mysoginist. That was her pulling out the big guns.

Just absolutely priceless to see her pull that stunt, have him defend himself, & then hear her so outraged about being called a liar.

If the shoe fits, Ms. Warren...
 

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The thing is, she's literally sat on the whole accusation for what her team thought would be the perfect moment to openly call Bernie a sexist & mysoginist. That was her pulling out the big guns.

Just absolutely priceless to see her pull that stunt, have him defend himself, & then hear her so outraged about being called a liar.

If the shoe fits, Ms. Warren...

He's an old white guy. Of course he hates women. You think that's not justified?
It don't matter what your skin tone is, you're a dude and you live long enough, women are gonna piss you off. Most of 'em.
 

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agreed but good news for everyone else.

We'll see.

I think the douche bag will mop the floor with the commie, but, the douche bag got elected, so nothing is impossible.

If the commie is the nommie' that will make my poll choice easy, so there's that.